Dear Editor,
Al, we have had a rough year as you can imagine what with the NASDAQ
beating us up during March of this year. In January our stock (nasdaq:
tprp) was trading at $3.58. Now you are lucky to get a quarter for a
share of our stock. Subsequently we were going to throw in the towel,
but we just cut our operating expenses, decided to limit our
circulation. (too many dumbasses were getting their weak little fingers
on these sacred pages) and we are only publishing one every year or so,
diversified our investments etc.
Dear Editor, Although your magazine is full of foul language, has references to drug and alcohol consumption, I would like to commend you on your strong sense of values and climbing ethics. It is what, if anything. will keep this country together. As I mention on my show continually, a family that climbs together, stays together. BTW gym climbing is everything that is wrong with this country what with artificial holds and instilling elitist attitudes in our youth, I am glad that your rag no longer has any affiliation with these ills. Off Belay, Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Gee, thanks Dr. Laura Dear TopRope, Here are the Top Ten reasons to read TopRope Magazine: 10. Only need 5th grade education. 9. You become confident about your own spelling ability 7. You become confident about your own climbing ability. 6. No Allison Osius 5. Doesn't clog most septic systems 4. Pugs are kinda cute 3. Nothing is on tv. 2. You don't have any enough money for a real magazine. 1. Learn how to make a pipe with a chunk of limestone and a hilti. — David Letterman
Thanks Dave.
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