jackass was our pet name for him It wasn't only that he was ugly, loud, stinky and obnoxious, he assumed people liked him and barged into conversations like he was the LAPD on a drug raid. we heard him half a mile away at enchanted rock "I am gonna climb, blah, blah, blah take me off belay, blah, blah, blah I soloed a five ten blah blah blah"					Low and behold, we learn that he has a wife and an infant baby. Baby roams free while parents are climbing. I am berated for letting my dogs run wild.		We find out later that the wife has written an article about climbing while she was pregnant with the infant. The article portrays the husband as a concerned new father. WE portray him as an ASSHOLE. What kind of jerk would let a year or less old baby crawl around while he belays his wife, yells at her, and request that my dog be tied up so that she stays away from his kid? After I was done with this comic, a friend e-mails me with a candidate for the next issue's asshole. Apparently a "toothless choad" asked for a belay, then criticized the belayer for his own lack of ability, hmmmm, he sounds familiar. Back to front
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